笑話 ~ 落了少少鹽

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海軍招到幾名女兵,
可是海訓從不讓她們下水,
弟兄抱怨不公,
長官說,"女人每月難免有那麼幾天,
我怕會引來鯊魚,"

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小美,"媽,我要戴胸罩,"
媽,"妳還小,"
小美,"我16歲了,"
媽,"我是說妳奶奶還小,"

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小明發短訊給女友,並開玩笑,
"美女,晚上有空嗎,"
女友,"你是誰,"
小明,"妳的顧客,,,"
女友,"我不做很久了,,,"

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正在給一少婦胸部聽診,
我說,"妳跟我老婆一樣大,"
少婦微笑,摸一摸奶奶,"還是你老婆較大,"
我說,"我說是年紀一樣大啦,妳想到那裏去,"
少婦,"你早說嘛,害人家臉都紅了,"

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一位小姐穿著貂皮大衣,被動物保護人士圍堵,
"妳知道要殺死多少動物才做出這大衣嗎,"
小姐冷冷的說,"不知道,但我知道要被上百個禽獸
睡過,才能買得起這大衣."

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新婚夫妻進入洞房花燭夜,
夫,"我十年磨槍(寒窗),今晚進入考埸了,"
妻脫去衣服,"快進考場吧,"
沒多久就完事,
妻冷笑,"唉,,,草草作答,才會那麼快交卷,那能合格,
來我再給你一次機會補考,"

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女秘書已經第4次做人工流產了,
醫生,"不能再做了,再做就不能生育了,"
女秘書,"唉,,誰叫這家公司一天到晚都換總經理,"

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大臣仰慕王后很久了,朝思暮想,
御醫看出來了,"'給我一千兩,我讓你達成願望,"
大臣答應了,御醫製作了一種癢癢水,
沾到王后的內衣褲,果然,王后癢死了,
御醫看了又看,最後說,"這是一種怪病,
只有0大臣用舌舔才能解,"
御醫把解藥給大臣,用舌沾解藥,舔遍全身,
足足舔了半天,王后的癢也治好了,
御醫找大臣要錢,可是他卻賴帳,
御醫忿忿不平發誓報仇,
某天他又配製了癢癢水,沾在皇帝的內褲,
當晚,大臣又要入宮了,

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擠擁的巴士上,
小王一直盯著旁邊的美女看,
老婆恨得牙癢癢,
突然美女轉身打了小王一個耳光,
"教訓你這個色鬼,以後別摸女人的屁股,"
下車後小王抱怨,"我沒有摸她的屁股呀,"
老婆,"我知道,是我摸的,"

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女學生上課穿迷你裙坐第一排,腿開開,
竟然沒有穿內褲,看得老師的心臟都跳出來,
老師,"同學,把妳的書本合起來好不好,"
女同學,"老師,也把你的筆放下來吧,"

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小王看到雪櫃有一字條,
早餐吃鮮奶和麵包,因今天到期了,
午餐吃雞腿,因今天到期,
晚餐吃昨天剩下的炒飯,不要浪費,
小王正要唉聲嘆氣,
老婆從房間走出來,
"老公,你要有心理準備,這盒保險套
今天到期,裏面還有十個呢,"

francis8

yutauwan 發表於 2021-7-8 12:09
正在給一少婦胸部聽診,
我說,"妳跟我老婆一樣大,"
少婦微笑,摸一摸奶奶,"還是你老婆較大,"

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